“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”
– Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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God so loved th…
Published March 12, 2013 by mricher426God so loved the world that He didn’t send a committee. — Unknown
Einstein explains…
Published March 7, 2013 by mricher426“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”
A. Einstein
John Lennon
Published March 7, 2013 by mricher426Solve Problems
Published March 7, 2013 by mricher426“We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.”
Albert Einstien
Illness
Published March 7, 2013 by mricher426“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”
– Irvin S. Cobb
Whenever you he…
Published March 3, 2013 by mricher426Whenever you hear the word “inevitable”, watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself. — Stephen Vizinczey (1933- )
“We are not ret…
Published March 3, 2013 by mricher426“We are not retreating – we are advancing in another Direction.”
– General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
An excellent pl…
Published February 28, 2013 by mricher426An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher. The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity, and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity, will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water. — John W. Gardner (1912-2002)
plumbing and philosophy
“Now, now my go…
Published February 28, 2013 by mricher426“Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
– Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.